Monday, March 16

Modi in Maharashtra

I have read some of the reports of Modi's speeches in Maharashtra and he is clearly missing the trick. I think the reason why SS didn't want Modi to campaign in Maharashtra was exactly this - he will surely get the aaghadi out hit wicket (continuing with the cricketing analogy). Even Suresh Dada Jain has found Pawar difficult to handle in Jalgaon. The best tactics for BJP-SS is to play the local game.The Assembly elections are going be held later in the year but BJP SS can surely gain lot of ground if it just focuses on the performance of the local MPs in each constituency. Why? Not because the Maharashtrian voter doesn't differentiate between local and national issues but because there is such overbearing inefficiency at the local level that they can push some of the youth voters to vote and vote against the sitting MPs and create a very good starting point for the Assembly elections. But if they are going to mock Pawar for making Pratibha Tai the President, he is not only mocking Pawar, he is also mocking Balasaheb who not only supported Tai but will go to any lengths if he sees a real chance to get a Maharashtrian elected as the PM. And when Modi talks like this, all Pawar needs to do is to brush him off as someone who just doesn't get things. There are so many things on which Pawar can lose his wicket - the state of the farmers in Vidarbha, the sugar mills in Western Maharashtra, the power crisis - things which he could and should have improved upon. I was reading reports of his whirlwind tour of Madha and other areas and was amused to find Saheb talking about those very issues - power crisis and agri prices. Because others are talking about irrelevant topics, he gets to talk of the important stuff and get away with not delivering on them!!!
I sometimes feel politics in India is so simple - you just need to be marginally smart and you will be seen as brilliant - well, that is true of our cinema, sport in general, literature and what not?

Thursday, January 15

Pictures posted @ BVHK Ke Chhayachitra

Some pictures from our trip to Singapore, Kuala Lumpur and Indonesia are up on my photo blog.

Monday, December 1

Opportunity

This is the best opportunity for Arun Bhatia to re-launch his political career. If there was ever a time when the urban electorate would vote without keeping in mind the usual suspects like caste, money, populist promises, it is this. Arun Bhatia definitely has the best credentials in terms of never having bowed down to the politicians; always called a spade a spade; people don't want to choose from the same bad options that we currently have. Arun Bhatia, this can be your best chance. Go, sieze it. Choose one person like yourself for each Lok Sabha and Vidhan Sabha constituency in Mumbai and Pune; announce what you wish to accomplish and how; do door-to-door campaigning to take your message to the electorate and ask them for donations; mobilize the youth - the first time voters, the industrialists who visit the five star hotels and can influence the votes of their work-force. Start early and start well and not even Sharad Pawar will be able to affect your chances in Mumbai and Pune.

Go...go...go!!!

Insensitivty

Smarting under the snub of the father of Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan, the slain National Security Guard (NSG) commando, Kerala Chief Minister V.S. Achuthanandan Monday reacted strongly, saying had it not been the house of the officer “not even a dog would have gone that way”
I just hope and wish that at least one of the hostages that Major Sandeep helped save, if not the Major's colleagues from the Army, take the Kerala CM to task for this insensitive remark. When I say 'take him to task', I, for one, wouldn't be surprised if someone just decides to bump him off. All the other statements that have been made - Vilasrao Deshmukh's justifications, R R Patil's DDLJ stunt, Naqvi's male chauvinism and some other leader's stupid remark about how netas wouldn't be doing chaukasi themselves are all passe. Here is a man insulting a man who has just lost his young son just because he has snubbed him. Forget the fact that you are dealing with a martyr, if it had been your worst enemy and he had reacted in this way after his son't death, you would have just let it go because you know that the man is going through hell anyways and you wouldn't have raised a hue and cry even if you had been insulted. But you are not V S Achuthanandan; you are sensitive, you are sensible, you are civil, you are not a barbaric animal like Achuthanandan. #$%^ him.

Friday, October 3

Rohit Brijnath at it,again

Super brilliant article by Rohit Brijnath.

Thursday, September 25

English Premiere League

Ok, I have not been as desperate about Manchester United winning as I usually am. There is probably a feeling of "I have achieved it all with my team and it is time to move on". yeah,yeah - I know this is what Cristiano Ronaldo should be saying, not me but I can't help it if I have that feeling, can I?
Anyways, I did start watching the matches from this weekend and following the progress (yes, finally it is a progress for United) and I think Manchester United will be leading the table on 30th November, if not before then.

Tuesday, September 23

TATA AIG

I got a call from Tata AIG - for renewing my car insurance in November.

I: Renew to November mein karoonga, tab tak AIG rahegi kya?
Call Centre guy : aapne bahut achha sawaal poochha hai. lekin aapko to pata hoga, har ghar mein kuchh na kuchh problem to hoti hi hai. har ghar mein kaanch ke bartan aawaaz karte hain.
I: kaanch ke bartan awaaz nahin karte, toot jaate hain.
CCG: haan sir...main aapko bataana chahata hoon...

Just as I thought this would be the beginning of a great discussion, my phone went dead on me!!! Damn.

Guru Greg

Hopefully the sight of Guru Greg does to the Indian team what his statements did to Lara in the ODI series during India's last tour of the West Indies.

Wednesday, September 17

BVHK ke Chhayachitra

Added some pictures to my photoblog.

Thursday, September 11

Wheel Smart Shrimati

Check out this show on DD National - it is called Wheel Smart Shrimati. It is hosted by Annu Kapoor (What a phenomenal waste of talent). I couldn't watch it yesterday long enough to understand how it goes because Navya had to be told a story but it is clearly the Mother of all WTF shows. 4 women and standing on stairs and their mothers (MILs - I don't know) are also sitting and helping them out.These women are supposed to be heading to the centre from 4 directions and four men (very forlorn looking) are sitting in the centre with some sort of barricade separating them. The contest is about members of audience (again women) asking questions and the contestant has 30/45 seconds to give a solution. The two questions I heard were "Meri nanand ke bachche roz mere ghar aate hain aur mere bachchon ke khilounon ke saath khelte rehate hain. Main kya karoon?" and "Hamaare upar waale flat mein ek family hai aur woh roz bahut tez sangeet chalaate hain aur jor jor se baat karte hain. Main kya karoon?" Based on the agony aunt 'solution' the audience votes on whether they agree with the contestant or not. If more than 50% of the audience agrees, she wins some money and climbs up a step. Whatever I saw was enough to convince me that this is a JaDe project. Check it out.